I have returned to Zhanjiang, let me tell you the truth

🌊 I just had seafood noodles in Zhanjiang, and these 15 bitter experiences must be exposed! (The blue sea and blue sky we promised were the best, but the sea breeze blew us into plum blossoms in Jinsha Bay…🌪️) 🦐 Game theory in seafood market Don’t wear slippers to Xiashan Aquatic Market! Don't ask why - ▫️ At 4pm, I waited for the fishing boats at the pier. The mantis shrimp jumped into the plastic bag 🦐 ▫️ When buying sandworms, ask the boss to cut and wash the sand in front of you, otherwise you will end up frying half a bowl of "black sesame" when you get home ▫️ The garlic chili sauce of the grilled oyster sticks is yyds, but for those with a fragile stomach, it is recommended to bring your own montmorillonite powder💊 💡 Private secrets passed down by indigenous people ✅ For seafood processing in Naozhou Island, look for the old lady’s house next to the lighthouse. The dark dish of fried dragon fruit and octopus is really delicious. ✅ When buying shrimp cakes in Chikan Old Street, keep an eye on the frying pan, as some stall owners will fry yesterday's fried shrimp cakes until they are caramel-colored. ✅ The kelp and salt wrapping at Tiaoshun Island, the white sand clams on the beach perform a "fountain show" when salt is sprinkled 🌴 Wild scenic spots with a 99% filming rate Magical check-in spots that even locals may not know about📸 🔥 Huguangyan Maar Lake: cloudy days are more amazing than sunny days! When the clouds and mist are swirling, it feels like you have entered the heavenly set of "Journey to the West" 🔥 Techeng Island Mangrove Boardwalk: Tyndall Light + egrets flying at 5pm, camera memory killer warning 🔥 Antarctic Village Artist Tribe: The coral wall and sunset are breathtakingly beautiful, but be careful not to step on the stranded jellyfish ⚠️ I stepped on these pits first ▪️ Go to Longhai Tianbie on Donghai Island at noon! The beach is as hot as teppanyaki ▪️ For boating in Cunjin Park, you should choose an electric boat. You will find an undercurrent when you row a manual boat to the center of the lake. ▪️ You need to apply for aerial photography of Pineapple Sea. Some pilots’ drones have been confiscated as “suspicious flying objects” 🚗 Traffic Shura Field Survival Guide It is recommended to read "The Art of War" before taking a taxi in Zhanjiang ⚠️ Be careful when taking illegal taxis when exiting Zhanjiang West Station! Bus line K2 goes directly to Chikan and is 20 yuan cheaper than Didi ⚠️ It is recommended to rent a car if you want to travel across the district. The bus stop names can be confusing (there is actually a stop called "Lutang Haunted House"?) ⚠️ You have to fight for a seat on the second deck of the Naozhou Island ferry, otherwise the fishy sea breeze will teach you a lesson 🍜 Carbon water nuclear bomb bombing record Bringing happiness that even a 256G stomach can't hold💣 🔥 Sijie Niu Za: A metaphysical stall with a long queue at 2am, the spicy sauce is stronger than vodka 🔥 Qilou Fried Food: Eggplants wrapped in batter are fried to a velvety texture, and served with Imperata root and sugarcane juice for a refreshing taste 🔥 Wuji Chicken Rice: The rice grains are golden, and the boiled chicken needs to be dipped in sauce twice - sand ginger + scallion oil dish 💣 Tips on lightning protection ▪️ Don’t buy dustpan cooker in scenic spots! The uncle at the ghost stall cuts noodles more skillfully than an acrobat ▪️ Add aged vinegar to potato vermicelli, some popular online stores cut corners and make it taste like detergent ▪️ Be careful when ordering the raw potatoes at Leizhou Tangshui Shop, as outsiders may be driven away by the sour bamboo shoots. 🧳 Life-saving packing list A must-have artifact for survival in a seaside city✨ ✅ Waterproof phone bag: a must-have for motorboating in Jinsha Bay, don’t ask how much it costs to repair a water-damaged phone ✅ Ice sleeves + hollow hat: UV rays are strong enough to create a natural "fishnet stockings" shadow ✅ Folding electronic scale: a bargaining tool in the seafood market, the boss will immediately quote the price honestly when he sees it 🌅 Unpopular God Route Didi driver secretly shared the secret gameplay 🗺️ ✅ Squat at Wushi Town Fishing Port at 5am: Watch fishing boats return with full loads, the auction at the dock is more exciting than the stock exchange ✅ Visit Chikan Republican-style street in the evening: the light and shadow of the arcade and the steam of the dessert shop interweave to create the texture of "The Grandmaster" ✅ Night trip to the Olympic Sports Center Beach: Follow the local aunt to dig geoducks at low tide, remember to bring a headlamp and shovel Those who say Zhanjiang is boring must have never tried rushing to the sea-viewing promenade when the rainstorm just stopped, holding coconuts and waiting for the pink sunset to dye the entire Qiongzhou Strait red. Suddenly, I understood what it means to "make a wish to the sea breeze and meet in the mountains and sea"~ (Unlock hidden copy when the collection exceeds 8,000: teach you how to get the secret recipe of pickled mangoes handed down by the proprietress of the Naozhou Island B&B!)