Just escaped from Jianglang Mountain! These 3 traps turn kids into mountain goblins

Oh my god, people! I took my 6-year-old to explore the secret realm of Danxia, and he ended up being kidnapped by a "mountain spirit" to be a child groom 😭 This broken stone peak almost made me write a divorce letter on the First-Line Sky!!! 🚌 A Horrifying Transportation Experience I went crazy the moment the high-speed train arrived at Jiangshan Station! The kid used the seat as a trampoline, bouncing snacks and spilling popcorn all over the uncle next to him 🍿 But the second I saw the Three Pianshi Stones of Jianglang Mountain—the red rock walls were like chocolate wafers split open by a giant, and the human cub suddenly had a genetic mutation: "Mom, is this the Five Finger Mountain transformed by the Monkey King?!" 🌄 An Immortal-Level Kid-Friendly Experience ▪️ The First-Line Sky turns into a human sandwich! The kid got stuck in the crevice and shouted "Help!", the echo shaking down three pieces of gravel ▪️ The Floating Cover Mountain stone formation becomes the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit! Holding a tree branch as a golden cudgel, sweeping across the moss, startling five squirrels practicing Tai Chi ▪️ The intangible cultural heritage tofu workshop triggers a food drama! Drinking the stone-ground soy milk like a toast, the milk stains on the corners of his mouth smeared into a landscape painting ⚠️ A Warning to Avoid These Pitfalls 1️⃣ The Lang Peak ladder is a leg-swallowing monster! When going down the mountain, the kid's legs shook like a sieve, and the old mother put on a human palanquin show 2️⃣ The Twenty-Eight Capitals' stone slab road is as slippery as an ice rink! The kid's shoes slipped and he fell flat on his back, his cries echoing through the Dongsheng Bridge 3️⃣ The mountain stream hides biochemical weapons! Stepping on the moss, he performed a 360-degree spin, and his white T-shirt was dyed into a camouflage robe 📸 A Photo Shoot of Torture The Hanfu Ru skirt straps were used by the kid as climbing ropes! The oiled paper umbrella became a bird-shooting artifact, the only decent photo was the kid's ferocious expression of munching on maltose (it is recommended to bring five spare hair ties!) 🏞️ Native-Level Survival Secrets (exchanged for a hiking pole) 1️⃣ Choose the last row of the scenic shuttle bus! You can capture a panoramic view of the Three Pianshi Stones when turning 2️⃣ Secretly hide bubble water! Blowing bubbles in front of the Wenchang Palace can trigger a sweeping monk to send maltose 3️⃣ Bring a bag of fish food! The koi in the Qingyang Village pond are more enthusiastic than dogs 4️⃣ Recite three ancient poems in exchange for free tickets! The free policy for those under 18 is so great (the moment I took out my household registration book, I was the queen) 🌌 Niche Killer Easter Eggs (shhh!) 👉🏻 The third beacon tower of Xianxia Pass hides a squirrel takeaway station! Bringing walnuts can summon furry friends for a photo 👉🏻 The Floating Cover Mountain at 6 am has a sea of clouds mystery box! You might encounter a rainbow piercing through the rock 👉🏻 A century-old wisteria grows in the crevice of the Success Pavilion corner, tearing off a leaf can trigger an NPC to send pecans Now I am urged by the kid every day to ask "When will I be the king of the mountain again", this broken scenic spot has raised the parent-child threshold to the immortal world! The point is—⛰️ The correct way to open Jianglang Mountain: ✅ Teach the kid to spell "Jiangshan Duojiao" with gravel (spelling it into a dinosaur is also fine) ✅ Count the 999 steps in exchange for bamboo tube rice (anyway, it will be messed up after counting to 200) ✅ Play a real-life version of "Jiangnan Baijingtu" in Qingyang Village (use the old house door frame as a picture frame to take blockbusters) ✅ Pretend to be Xu Xiake traveling through time (reciting excerpts from "The Diary of the Travels to Yandang Mountain" can get a free tour guide explanation) There are 800 black history photos stored in the phone album, but seeing the kid holding a pine cone and saying "This is the WiFi of the mountain god"—I jumped into this pit headfirst! I heard that the autumn Danxia will be gilded 🍂 This old mother has stocked up 20 packs of wet wipes, are there any kids who want to be geography class representatives? 🍃 A Summary of Absurdities (carved on the rock with a tree branch) Don't wear light colors! Don't wear straw hats! Don't explain "Why are the stones red"! This place specializes in treating all kinds of urban diseases, but after the treatment, you still want to be abused again—after all, who can refuse the fairy tale crit when the kid points to the sea of clouds and says "This is the cotton candy factory of the Jade Emperor" ✨ 🗺️ A Secret Guide for Those Who Listen to Advice (Blood and Tears Edition) 👉🏻 Sprint a hundred meters out of Jiangshan Station! The seats on the scenic direct bus are comparable to concert tickets 👉🏻 Look for the blue apron grandma when buying maltose in Twenty-Eight Capitals! The length of the drawing can circle the ancient town three times 👉🏻 Bring a hiking pole for hiking in Xianxia Pass! The bluestone road is so slippery that you can waltz 👉🏻 Secretly tell the kid that "Xu Xiake peed here" is more effective than 800 sentences of "Pay attention to safety" Finally, shout out to the mothers in Zhejiang: Go for this fairy town! What Wuzhen and Xitang, are younger brothers in front of the domineering Jianglang Mountain! Just remember to put non-slip shoes on your kid—don't ask me how I know how cunning the moss is 👟