🏰 Berat Unfiltered: Ottoman Vibes, Window Therapy & Cheese Overload 🧀

Hey adventurers! Just back from Berat, Albania’s “Town of a Thousand Windows,” where I got lost in cobblestone daydreams, ate *all* the cheese, and learned that “stairs” is basically the town’s love language. Let’s gooo! **First Glimpse:** Rolling into Berat felt like stepping into a sepia-toned postcard. Those iconic white Ottoman houses stacked like layered cake, windows glittering in the sun? *Chef’s kiss.* The air smelled like fresh-baked *burek* (flaky pastry stuffed with spinach and feta) mixed with ancient stone—a vibe I’d call “grandma’s kitchen meets Game of Thrones.” **Hidden Gem Alert 🔍:** Climb to the **Church of the Holy Trinity** (yes, *up* 1,000 thigh-burning steps). The reward? A 13th-century chapel carved into a cliff, views of the Osum River snaking through olive groves, and *silence* so pure you’ll hear your own heartbeat. 🕊️ **The Great Cheese Incident 🧀:** At a family-run spot in **Mangalem Quarter**, I tried *Tave Kosi* (baked lamb with yogurt sauce). The owner, Nonna-level enthusiastic, brought me *three* extra cheese plates. Me: “I’m good!” Her: “You look hungry,” *drops more cheese*. Albanian hospitality = next-level. **Unexpected LOL Moment:** Tried to “blend in” at the **Ethnographic Museum** by wearing a traditional Albanian hat. Spoiler: I looked like a confused tourist cosplaying a shepherd. A local kid pointed and giggged. *Fair.* **24 Hours in Berat ⏰** (because time travel is real here): - **8 AM:** Coffee + burek at **Antigoni Café** (balcony views = *mind-blown*). ☕ - **10 AM:** Wander Mangalem’s steep, laundry-lined streets. Snap 1,000 window pics. 📸 - **1 PM:** Lunch at **Traditional Restaurant Klea**—order Tave Kosi + a stretchy waistband. - **4 PM:** Hike to Berat Castle (yes, *more* stairs). Explore ruins and secret alleys. - **7 PM:** Sunset cocktails at **Winery Çobo**—sip local wine with valley views. 🍷 - **9 PM:** Stargaze from your stone-walled guesthouse (I stayed at **Hotel Mangalemi**—*obsessed*). **Pro Tips:** ➜ **Shoes > Fashion:** Cobblestones are *ruthless*. Wear trainers, not sandals. ➜ **Learn “Faleminderit”** (thank you)—locals *light up* when you try Albanian. ➜ **Cash is king**—many spots don’t take cards. Berat, you’re a time capsule with a cheese problem. My calves are still screaming, but my camera roll? *Priceless.* *DMs open for cheese detox tips + how to survive Albanian stair marathons. �✨*