Ambleside Central

自助酒店，

Only stayed one night of 2 paid for as we just couldn't bear to remain here any longer. 1- Laughable parking situation- in a car park which has a sign stating it is prone to flooding and is situated down a dark lane with no street lighting. Forced to use a permit for the dashboard which stated the incorrect month on it (this is the second one provided by the hotel, the first was completely pixelated and unreadable 2- The codes on the door work intermittently so it takes time and faffing to get in. The code doesnt light up as it's supposed to so we had to use the torch on our phone to see it. 3- Whole building fusty, dusty and completely unclean 4- Bathroom smelled of faeces from arrival to leaving, the extractor only works on a sensor when someone is in there so doesnt properly filter air in and out and clearly whoever was before us had abit of an incident in there 6-Hairs in the sink and dead flies in the bath upon arrival 5- They do warn of noise but on a weekend this is NEXT LEVEL. We assumed the noise would stop after the lily bar closes at 1am but they allow guests to linger and converge on the street right below the room windows until gone 4am. It was worse than when I stayed in central ibiza...in ambleside! 6- They do replenish toilet tissue and hot drinks...by chucking them on the floor outside your room! 7- Steep stairs up which can be difficult when taking children I've stayed all over, various hostels on all kinds of budgets, but this is by far the worst place I have ever stayed.

The room was clean and well presented. However, we could hear people going to the toilet and using the shower. We also had an issue with our shower as it did not get warm. We ran it for around 20 minutes, using different settings and we even googled the instructions to check and we both ended up having cold showers.