The Witchery by the Castle

We are just back from stay at The Witchery, we stayed in the Turret Suite, we only stayed one night and sure made the best of every minute, the suite itself takes you back in History I genuinely felt like a princess. We arrived 2 hours early and luckily the suite was ready, and we got to check in early. The two ladies at the front desk were lovely, wishing me a happy 50th birthday this was the reason we booked. Our cases were taken the room while they checked everything was ok. The 46 spiralling steps up to the turret suite just added to this magical experience. We were shown around the suite and then left to get used to our surroundings and take it all in. It was jaw dropping. We are just a normal couple who have never ever spent anywhere near what we did for a night away but it was a special occasion and a bucket list tick ✅ we never felt out our comfort zone or looked down on the staff were amazing. My first stop was to get in that amazing bath! Yes there is plenty room for 2. We only nipped out once and while we were out the turndown service had restocked and turned down our bed and set the mood for nighttime. We actually ordered in a pizza from pizza express later on at night when we both feeling slightly peckish. The whole stay was out of this world. It’s only fair that I add things that was less than perfect but I’ve not taken down my rating because for us it was a truly unforgettable stay. So the toilet I felt just looked out of place just a box standard toilet with black seat than I felt didn’t fit in with any of the decor, even a nicer toilet seat would change that. The double shower if your using the two then the water pressure is basically a drip and the Side Jets were useless they were less than a drip, and if you turned it to jets only the right side one just went thru the hole in the glass door and soaked the floor, but again it hasn’t made me take the ratings down because of the whole experience. We didn’t hear much noise from outside and it was quite busy with it being Easter weekend. We could hear the bagpipes if we left the shower door open which was lovely if it’s not your thing just keep the door closed. We were warm the whole time, you can control the heating in the rooms which is a nice touch. Two smart tvs and an Alexa which had lovely music playing when we arrived and then I changed to the brigerton soundtrack and I truly felt I was in that time! We chose to have our breakfast in the dining room, which was first class, the man (sorry I didn’t get your name) was lovely and nothing was a bother, we didn’t ask for anything extra but I overheard others and he was very attentive. One tip do not book thru a third party, I believe if you book direct you get champagne in the room, which we didn’t get despite paying just under £1000 for the room, hubby had panicked after book it or else I would love to go back maybe for my 60th and if we don’t get back then I have this wonderful memory that will last forever!

This is just the most exciting hotel - fun, historic, decadent luxury. Each of their rooms make you feel like the star of the greatest costume drama. But be warned- it does involve winding turret staircases, 4 poster beds that need the steps to climb in and deep slipper baths…..and you’ll need deep pockets. The memories will last a lifetime

We were able to spend 3 nights at The Witchery during our honeymoon trip across Scotland. Staying at The Witchery is an experience like no other! We were in The Armoury suite and it was magnificent, total luxury and the attention to detail in the room and from the staff was spot on, top notch. The bed was very comfortable, the best we slept in while in Scotland and the suite has plenty of little seating areas. It is a must stay while in Edinburgh and walking distance close to everything.

Best hotel experience we’ve ever had. From the chauffeur service picking us up from the airport to the chilled bottle of champagne awaiting us in the Vestry room, it was hands down a magical experience! 10/10 service and amenities, thanks to the staff for everything!!

The Witchery is truly a gem. Located steps from the castle, it’s in a beautiful historical location. The hotel itself is a historical masterpiece and every room is different. We stayed in the Guardroom. Adjectives to describe it include ornate, mystical, magical, and elegant. And, it had AC which is unusual in Scotland. It’s not the Four Seasons so expect a few quirks like the shower tub with surrounding curtain. The service was welcoming, thoughtful and efficient. Because we had an early flight we had a continental breakfast delivered to our room which was bountiful and delicious. Though this isn’t a restaurant review, our dinner at the Secret Garden was outstanding. Indeed a remarkable and romantic experience in every way. We loved it and wouldn’t change a thing.

The Witchery Restaurant We booked a month in advance to visit the Witchery Restaurant on Oct 30th '24. We chose the light lunch option averaging around £34.50 pound each for 2 courses. We made the reservation in The Secret Garden, we regretted not booking the main dining room. Atmosphere was only ok, staff were a bit distant but polite. Everything you are offered, such as water and bread rolls will appear on your bill. Starters were the soup of the season and Melon with Parma Ham, both fine. For the main course, I was advised by staff to order extra sides from the menu with the Beef as you literally just get a piece of beef about the size of the palm of your hand. I went with chips. The mains portion was indeed tiny and I failed to note much going on flavour wise. My Partner had the fish pie which was also quiet tiny and bland, underwhelming, so much so that we forgot to even take a photo of the main course. We purchased 2 mocktails and it all cost about £110. Being honest, we fell for the romance and hype of the place itself, the food and service wasn't great for the price. If you need that Instagram pic feel free to make your own mind up, hope you enjoy.