My trip to the Northumberland arms was about as good as being diagnosed with a stage iv tumour. Your server Yakub was terrible, he spilt boiling hot sauce all over my groin on my pants, and when I asked for a towel he walked off and laughed at me. I was outraged. My fish and chips turned out to be a battered flip flop, and had no taste whatsoever. This trip was so bad I have been exiled from the county of Northumberland due to throwing up in a garden. Will not be returning, as long as that gargoyle or a server is roaming the premises. Have a nice day, Reginald.
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