DO NOT BOOK TO STAY HERE!!! The accommodation is absolutely horrifying. Given the price of our Monday - Friday stay was very reasonable, I was not expecting luxury. What I was expecting was a very basic accommodation that was likely in need of updating but was at the very least clean. When I initially entered the lodge I was hopeful, I was blasted in the face with an overwhelming scent of bleach and cleaning products! Great I thought! It really does smell clean!!! What I actually got was a lodge that would be fitting for a bush tucker trial on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Let’s start with the spiders and insects that are alive, they adorn every crevice, every corner, they dangle from ceilings it truly is a feat to navigate around them. Moving on we have the graveyard for bugs that once were, on all surfaces you will find squashed midgeys and spiders where I can only assume the poor guests before you have swatted their way through the accommodation in a desperate bid to make it through unscathed. Aside from the serious bug issue we have a general lack of cleanliness, I believe the cleaner sprayed some bleach around and left, there was hair in the bath, hair in the sinks, dirty floors the list goes on. So I spent the first couple of hours of our holiday deep cleaning, at least the next guests will reap the rewards of that! Moving on to the facilities on site, after a horrible start we thought to ourselves if the pool is good we can get through it. Our kids are big fans of a waterpark so swimming was #1 on the agenda. The changing rooms are a very similar style to those you will find at Centre Parcs, however they are in desperate need of updating. There are only showers that are out in the open so an “everything” wash isn’t an option here. My sons (12 & 8) went to the toilet before entering the pool only to come straight back out to announce there was poo everywhere and they weren’t willing to use the toilets in there, I took them in the ladies and to be fair the toilets in there were clean and usable. Off to the slides we went, all great fun, happy children. I noted that there is a distinct lack of control on the slides. I don’t think Iv ever been to a waterpark where it’s just a free for all and 20 of you can all just chuck yourselves down together with more people already in the water where you land. It felt dangerous and just a bit carnage to me to be honest. We rented go karts €7 for an hour, kids enjoyed whizzing around the site on them. We think it’s was good value. The beach bar is nice. We are on night 3 of our stay and have decided we will be checking out and paying for accommodation elsewhere. I personally haven’t slept since we got here for fear of bugs falling on me or crawling over me or indeed maybe I’ll just catch some sort of plague just by breathing.
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