River Song Residence

... dirty bed sheets (had to ask for clean ones), smelly pillows, leaking toilet (had to close the WC valve after refilling the water tank) , leaking sink, paper-thin walls coupled with fairly noisy shower boiler (hey, at least WiFi signal was unobstructed) and last but not least, because one of the walls was shared with another room, not only I could hear with crystal-clear clarity when someone was taking a shower (see paper-thin walls above) but I was also graced with some water leaking from said wall. Nor was I missing company: we had ants and even a cockroach dropping in to say hi. My wife just reminded me we could also enjoy free loud music until half past midnight, courtesy of the hotel club. Overall a true bargain!