Never Again
Accessibility: If you have the misfortune of being allocated a room on the 4th floor, prepare yourself for a journey. You must first take a lift to the first floor, walk along the corridor and navigate a set of stairs, then take another lift. Not exactly seamless.
Heating: An ugly standalone air conditioning unit blowing suffocating hot air greeted me upon entry—not what I was expecting.
Lighting: Thank goodness for the mini table lamp you can move around, because there's no lighting near the bed whatsoever. Your options are either blinding football stadium lighting overhead or complete darkness. Well, almost complete darkness—sleep on the wrong side of the bed and you'll be treated to an annoying bright green light that stays on all night. Delightful.
Amenities: Zero cups in the room. Fancy a little glass of prosecco before your event? You'll have to drink straight from the bottle. I suppose you could venture downstairs for a paper cup, but that would require navigating two lifts, a mini set of stairs, and mounting an entire expedition.
Bathroom: Long hair and want to shower or rinse your feet? Think again. The showerhead is fixed to the ceiling with no adjustable cord, making it impossible to direct the water where you need it. I ended up shaving my legs in the bathroom sink—which, at least, gave me a chance to appreciate my flexibility, as the high sink is certainly no joke for someone who's 5'2".
Bottom line: Just pay a few quid more and stay at the Easyhotel next door. Yes, they don't have cups in the room either, but at least it's no bother to fetch one.
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