Kipriotis Village Resort

Our first holiday abroad of the year so really looking forward to it as had to save throughout the year so hi hopes for a good hotel and amenities plus food. Arrived early hours of the morning and met a chap on reception and paid hotel tax straight away. It looked as if the hotel was deserted but it was early hours but I did request somewhere to get a drink as we’d been travelling a long time but unfortunately there wasn’t anywhere but told there was a bottle of water in our room. We got driven in the security van to our room and as it was late we dumped our cases in and got in bed. The first morning was bright so we unpacked and checked our room out. Basic, dated & to be honest not that nice but it was a cheaper price so didn’t expect luxury. Went for breakfast and they were cooking pancakes so my kids were happy. Ventured down to the pool by the pirate ship and got some sun beds, slightly broken but usable. Visited the only pool bar open and the lady was very pleasant and looked after us the entire holiday. The pool area very mucky where drinks had been spilt the previous day I’m assuming and not cleaned up. Ventured to the pool away from the other pools that had sliders but only 2 of the 6 open I think but all the facilities were dusty, dirty and closed up so not a nice place to sit because it was a long walk to get drinks and take back there. Gyros being served by the larger pool and although the guy was quite rude they were quite tasty. This was the only time this serving area would be open 25/10/24. The food on the evenings weren’t very nice and we really struggled with our children so after the second night we got a taxi to Kos town and ate out which we did 5 out of the 7 nights so obviously with the taxi there and back plus food got costly but the children needed proper food. The general cleanliness of the toilets were ok but the poolside toilets on occasions we’re disgusting faeces everywhere, no toilet paper & no soap Drinks being served were ok but all served in cheap plastic throw away cups that blew everywhere around the pool side as there wasn’t any staff to clean up. The bar on the evening was a large round shape but as only 2 staff serving from one end the queues got quite long from time to time but again friendly staff. All in all not the best holiday & I wouldn’t recommend especially near the end of any season as they simply don’t care about guests experience. There was a bar opposite the hotel entrance that looks scruffy but great food and drinks so worth a visit to get away from the hotel for a bit.

This hotel is sold by ******* as a 5 star even though the hotel claim it's a 4 star. It was quite possibly the dirtiest most run down shabby hotel I've ever stayed in. The pools had algae all around the edge, most of the slides were closed and looked to be in a state of disrepair. Room cleaners, came in dail but only folded the wet towels that we had left to air and made the bed. Nothing more. Staff were lazy and unpleasant, not even bothering to put cutlery on tables then rudely asking "what do you want?" When you look for some. Food was the same every day, basic incorrectly cooked tasteless food. Had chicken that was raw in the middle on 2 occasions. When you mention it to staff they shrug and blame someone else. Reception staff were so rude, unapologetic and unfriendly. Even asking a simple question in a polite manner got you a short sharp grunt of a response. The hotel will not provide water, other than the single bottle in the room on arrival. When you ask for more you are sent to closed bars to buy more, or told to go to the shop - whose credit card machine never works!! Alcoholic drinks were so watered down there was barely any alcoholic content in them. "Cocktails" were just premade sugary rubbish. Overall a disgusting cesspit of a hotel. You couldn't pay me enough to go back. There are far better 2 star hotels out there!

Worse stay I’ve had in decades. The good was breakfast buffet. That’s it. There were ants, roaches, and geckos in my room as well as lots of mold. The water pressure was non-existent. The food was horrible, when you can’t eat the pizza, you can only imagine how bad all the other food was. The tennis courts were destroyed and the equipment rackets we rented didn’t have grips. The worse of all was the bed, its was hard as sleeping on the floor. At the end, I had to leave a day early, after all the complaints, and they didn’t take care on the final nights payment. Please read this before you stay there, please reconsider because it was the worse place I’ve stayed in and travel for a living.

This hotel is so busy with no staff.. so your forever queuing.. Breakfast & dinner never no tables, run out of plates, no air con so it’s so hot Pools are good sizes but hardly any sunbeds to how many people who are on resort.. Don’t book a taxi from reception as they charge your 3x more than normal

The resort was fine, food options were very basic. Wine was very cheap, felt very rushed at meal times as staff were sweeping around you and removing food nearly 30mins before the advertised end of dining.

The food was terrible, and the beds too hard. Otherwise it was ok.