Slaytanica
30 Mei 2024
I have the worst luck with hotels. This story, although unbelievable, really happened here. I went to sleep peacefully one evening before I was awakened by the Travelodge welcome party (A.K.A The Fort St John Swat team) at 4:30 am! For the first time in my life, I was staring down the barrels of assault rifles, while still half asleep. I convinved myself it was all a dream. But it wasn't!! I was taken out of my room by a very high calorie human in 5 XL swat gear with his little sidekick, while they swept my room for weapons! This really happened. "Somebody" had called and complained of gunfire. Gunfire that I obviously slept through. They had rubbed all six brain cells together and decided to storm my completely silent room with weppons drawn. The most likely culprit was a neighbor blaring his TV all night, watching an action movie. This is how Travelodge and the RCMP handle complaints. In closing, only stay here if you want to be traumatized in your sleep. Only if you want them to let the cops raid your room with zero cause, evidence or thought process. Only if you want to feel violated. Afterall, that's the Travelodge way!
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